Bush has your number

Guess who called me last night? I was just sitting in my easy chair when the phone rang. The feller on the other end said, "This is George W. Bush."

Well, I was so flabbergasted I spoke right up and I said, "Oh, hi, Dumbo." That's one of the more polite names I call him. And I said, "It's right nice of you to take time away from your war and sending jobs overseas and such to call me, but I wouldn't vote for you if your name was the only one on the ballot."

Well, he just kept on talking. Do you know what I did next? I hung up on the President of the United States.

D.L. Barton

Nevada Street