(For entertainment purposes only)
All Will E. heard this week is T.O., T.O, T.O! And Will E. is sick of it ... sort of. At least it has diverted attention from Will E.'s poor season. Thanks, Big Mouth. You just couldn't keep it shut, could ya? Couldn't leave well enough alone? Well, thanks to you, T.O, the Eagles are untouchable this week. Does Will E. think that the Eagles will rally around each other and beat hated Dallas? Will E. has no idea. Will not having the league's best receiver - and T.O. will tell you that, don't worry - hamper their chances against the Cowboys? Will E. doesn't have a clue. But you could say that about Will E. for the past few weeks.
Kansas City (plus-2 1/2) over Buffalo: No Priest? No worries. The Chiefs will prey on the Bills with Larry Johnson. Chiefs for 100 units.
New England (plus-3) over Miami: Fresh of their embarrassing loss to Peyton Manning - that goody two-shoes sure gets on Will E.'s nerves - and the Colts, the Patriots go on the road to beat Dolphins. Patriots for 75 units.
Detroit (minus-4) over Arizona: OK, someone has to win this game. The Lions and Cardinals both stink. But it's getting close to Thanksgiving, when the Lions always play well, and the Cardinals might as well be the Turkeys. This is the last time Will E. plays the Lions for the season if they lose. Lions for 75 units.
Oakland (minus-3) over Denver: Lamont Jordan might as well be Michael Jordan in this game. Just call it a hunch. Raiders for 75 units.
Cleveland (plus-8) over the Steelers: Now, Will E. doesn't think the Browns are going to win this game. Don't be silly. They only have to cover. I mean, really, Charlie Batch threw for 65 yards last week! Yoi, double yoi, even. Browns for 100 units.
Last week: 2-2-1, plus 100 units
100-unit wagers: 5-6-1
Unit total: Started with 500 units; minus 500 units