Wednesday, May 23, 2018
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Chapter One: Our Hero Takes In the Sights


11 AM

OMG, he just gets cuter n cuter

In today s installment of Hizzoner Goes to Londontown, Carty hoofs it like a tourist. Bouyed by a group of protestors he encounters at the edge of Trafalgar Square, the mayor says:

"I might come back to London and become a radical activist. Power to the people."

(If only we'd had our eye on the Beeb's Trafalgar Square Webcam, perhaps we'd have spied Our Boy with our own eyes...)

Now, presumably Hizzoner's remarks were said in a light-hearted way during a light-hearted moment. But, um, Carty? If you re serious about all this "radical activist" business?

You could, you know, like, get started any time now, sir -- and right here in Toledo, even! You are, after all, the m-a-y-o-r

OK, gotta go. Am working on tomorrow's column.

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