Tuesday, Apr 24, 2018
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But Did I Lose Any Weight...?


10 AM

Sorry no posts lately.


No, I mean flu.

The kind of flu that makes you think, Headaches like this only come from trucks parked on your head, right? The kind of flu that makes you think, I cannot even roll over because every joint in my body hurts. The kind of flu that makes you think, It is obvious that God is coming for me, but what is taking so &^#! long?

In her bedroom down the hall, my daughter has also been languishing. She got it first beat me by a day but is still suffering. This morning, I feel positively reborn: Able to sit up, headache is gone, actually feel kinda sorta maybe a little hungry, even. Sure could use a shower, though, and this bed really needs fresh sheets

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