TODAY S NFL GAMES

9/18/2005
BY WILL E. WYNN

(For entertainment purposes only)

Will E. was ready to go Hollywood after being staked to 500 mythical

units and sweeping his games Sunday and taking in 150 units. When was the last time you could count on the Lions? But the Eagles let Will E. down.

Guess he ll have to settle for his West Toledo digs for now. But Will E. came out on top overall, and he s doing the best he can to keep a low profile in the Glass City. Week 1 take: 75 units.

Carolina +3 over New England: The Panthers are saying this isn t a

Super Bowl XXXVIII rematch. Yeah, right. Want to see what happens when Julius Peppers meets up with Tom Brady? So does Will E.

PANTHERS dethrone the Patriots for 50 units.

Detroit -1 over Chicago: Mud Hens fi nal score in the IL championship game was 8-3. Sounds like the score of this one. LIONS roar. 75 units.

Tampa Bay -2 over Buffalo: Bucs coach Jon Gruden and defensive

coordinator Monte Kiffi n eat young quarterbacks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Bills have a young starter. This is way too easy. BUCS for 100 units.

Record: 2-1; Current stake: 575 units.