NFL picks: Will E. Wynn

12/11/2005

(For entertainment purposes only)

Will E. couldn t be happier that it s snowing all across northwest Ohio. He s so hot going 4-1 again last week that the snow has no effect on him anyway. But it has given Will E. the true sense of the season. It s a time for giving. So, who s giving ... points that is.

Nothing can stop Will E. now.

Carolina (minus-5 ) over Tampa Bay: DeShaun Foster isn t really a Panther. Foster reminds Will E. of a Jaguar, one that drives you to the end zone again and again. Panthers for 100 units.

Oakland (minus-3) over N.Y. Jets: New York, meet Lamont Jordan. That s him in the end zone scoring another touchdown. Remember him? Raiders for 100 units.

Cincinnati (minus-12) over Cleveland: Last week, the Bengals proved to Will E. that they re not the Bungles anymore (at least for this season). Bengals for 100 units.

Kansas City (plus-3) over Dallas: Kansas City Lights shine for Will E. tonight. Except that it s a day game ... and in Dallas. But you get the idea. Chiefs for 100 units.

Pittsburgh (minus-6 ) over Chicago: There is no way the Steelers lose four in a row. Let s repeat that: There is no way the Steelers lose four in a row. Steelers for 200 units.

Last week: 4-1

Season: 32-28-1

Unit totals: Started with 500 mythical units; up to 825 units.