Weekend Wrap - Lions, Browns

10/1/2006

• Cleveland at Oakland, 4 p.m. (11, 104.7)

• Detroit at St. Louis, 4 p.m. (36, 2, 1470)

(For entertainment purposes only)

Even though Will E. had a winning record last week, he still came out a loser. That's how it goes when his lock of the week isn't very secure. So, Will E.'s self-esteem (Does he really have any? Seriously, look at that mug shot.) took a shot to the gut last week. Will E. craves a perfect record this week, just like he craved a steak salad - which he devoured at Mulvaney's Bunker. So, here's to a hungry appetite and a perfect Week 4.

Indianapolis (minus-9) over N.Y. JETS: Peyton already owns a big win in the Big Apple. He's coming back for seconds. Colts for 100 units.

San Diego (minus-2 1/2) over BALTIMORE: The Browns (yes, the Browns) exposed the Ravens last week. L.T. scores three TDs today. Chargers for 100 units.

ST. LOUIS (minus-5 1/2) over Detroit: Mike Martz wishes he could cross the field today. Rams still have some playmakers. Lions celebrate first downs. Rams for 100 units.

CHICAGO (minus-3) over Seattle: The Bears will not lose at home this season. Seahawks have no chance without Alexander. Bears for 100 units.

Cleveland (minus-3) over OAKLAND: The Browns favored on the road? They must be playing the Raiders. Browns for 250 units.

* Home teams in caps

Last week: 3-2; minus 150 units.

Season record: 8-7.

Season unit total: 600.