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Published: Friday, 6/13/2014 - Updated: 3 months ago

MOVIE REVIEW

‘Words and Pictures’ a dull rom-com set in academia

BY ROGER MOORE
ORLANDO SENTINEL
Juliette Binoche and Clive Owen  in a scene from ‘‍Words and Pictures.’ Juliette Binoche and Clive Owen in a scene from ‘‍Words and Pictures.’
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Words and Pictures is the cloying title of a cloying little comedy made by talented people who, not that long ago, deserved better than this, and knew it.

It’s a nearly two-hour long “meet cute” academic romance from Fred Schepisi, the director of A Cry in the Dark, Roxanne, and Barbarosa (rent them if you haven’t seen them).

“Words” would be English teacher Jack Marcus, a once-promising poet who has gone to seed — and bourbon — at an exclusive private school where the kids adore “Mr. Marc” (Clive Owen) even if the administration and the local barkeeps don’t.

Words and Pictures

Directed by Fred Schepisi.

Written by Gerald Di Pego.

A Roadside Attractions release, playing at Levis Commons.

Rated PG-13 for sexual material including nude sketches, language, and some mature thematic material. Running time: 111 minutes.

Critic’s rating: ★★ ½

Cast: Clive Owen, Juliette Binoche, Amy Brenneman, Bruce Davison.

“Pictures” is Dina Delsanto (Juliette Binoche), the new art “honors” teacher, a semi-famous painter suffering a debilitating illness, forced to take teaching work because the brush no longer does what she wants it to do.

Mr. Marc, drunk and late for class, challenges his kids — “Who are you droids?” he assigns them to “write one sentence that elevates the human mind.”

Delsanto is cranky, exacting, and just as challenging.

“I’m not the kind of teacher you’re going to come back to visit.” Her outgoing voice mail message echoes that.

To Delsanto, “words are lies,” especially for an artist.

Marcus reads his students a snatch of The Declaration of Independence.

“Words did that, not pictures.”

And since she’s cute, with or without crutches, and a challenge, it is on. So on. The teachers will feud and flirt, the kids will rise to the occasion, painting or purple prosing to great heights as we head toward a school assembly showdown which will decide if a “picture is worth a thousand words,” or vice versa.

Owen makes a decent drunk and a passably glib chatterbox. Marcus is outside his usual simmering comfort zone. If nothing else, he and screenwriter Gerald Di Pego make this a very listenable script.

Binoche can play brittle, and their banter works, sometimes.

But it’s all pre-digested, a happy ending straining to find obstacles to get in its way. Schepisi dawdles when he should sprint and adds on when he should have subtracted. The students, collectively, make no impression. Bullying is introduced and tossed aside; Jack’s former lover (Amy Brenneman) somehow has a say in whether he’ll keep his job, booze and all; there’s a son he keeps letting down — all ideas brought up and left to wither.

Enough already. Romantic comedy should be light on its feet as it falls trippingly off the tongue. Words and Pictures is a lead-footed, witty bore.



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