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MUSIC

Robin Thicke’s ‘Paula’ leads album flops

LOS ANGELES TIMES
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There have been plenty of smash albums this year. Pharrell cashed in on last summer’s Happy with his breakout sophomore effort this year. Coldplay not only notched another behemoth debut but provided a soundtrack to “conscious uncoupling” in the process. Eric Church and Brantley Gilbert both made it rain on the charts, and Michael Jackson even found a hit album from beyond the grave. But 2014 has also seen a number of epic failures. Here are our favorite flops from the year.

Robin Thicke, Paula

First-week sales: 24,000

Why it bombed: An album dedicated to your estranged wife sounds like a promising idea. Except when the record turns out to be a creepy, hastily crafted mea culpa like this one. From begging for his actress wife to take him back during every performance to teaming with 1-800-Flowers for branded bouquets, Thicke’s follow-up to the massive Blurred Lines went down in flames.

Mariah Carey, Me. I Am Mariah ... The Elusive Chanteuse

First-week sales: 58,000

Why it bombed: Mariah has delivered indelible pop hits for more than 20 years, but the rollout for her latest album was nothing short of disastrous. She spent two years teasing the project with mediocre singles (Triumphant [Get ‘Em], You’re Mine [Eternal]) and countless delays. That mouthful of an album title didn’t help either.

Candice Glover, Music Speaks

First-week sales: 19,000

Why it bombed: One of American Idol’s finest winners in recent years never had a chance. Her 2013 run on the series was overshadowed by sagging ratings, bitter judge rivalries and a pending reboot. And her album — a sturdy R&B offering — was issued when the series was deep into its new season. She suffered the lowest first-week sales of any previous winner, including the ones we can’t remember.

Jennifer Lopez, A.K.A.

First-week sales: 33,000

Why it bombed: Lopez, like Carey, found out just how tough it is for veteran pop divas these days. Her latest album — packed with the pop, hip-hop, and dance tunes you’d expect of her — showcased a more vocally confident singer. It still wasn’t enough to win over the critics — or listeners, who had long written off “Jenny From the Block.”

Lea Michele, Louder

First-week sales: 62,171

Why it bombed: By the time this Broadway-favorite-turned-TV-star issued her long-anticipated debut, Glee had already lost most of its sheen. And while she handled the tragic death of her boyfriend and costar Cory Monteith with grace on “If You Say So” (written by Sia Furler), the rest of the album — although beautifully sung — lacked personality.

50 Cent, Animal Ambition

First-week sales: 47,000

Why it bombed: Fifty’s business ventures have proved more compelling than anything he’s recorded as of late. Aside from his core fan base, who even knew he had an album out?

Tessanne Chin, Count on My Love

First-week sales: 7,000

Why it bombed: Winning The Voice means what exactly? The show has yet to yield an actual a star. But for some reason a new season of The Voice continues to air twice a year, and viewers can’t invest in the previous winner before they are asked to vote for a new one.



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