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Published: Monday, 12/21/2009

Entertaining ways to kill time on the Internet

BY KIRK BAIRD
BLADE STAFF WRITER

A coal-black void as empty as deep space.

That's life as it was in the days before the World Wide Web.

Pre-Internet existence was bleak, a daily struggle of climbing hills, shards of ice tearing at shoeless feet, and a savage campaign against idleness.

But once our computers became connected, we discovered the joy we'd been missing; our collective wintery-grim outlook, melted by a sunny disposition, morphed into a postcard-perfect rosy sky above a green field and clear-blue lake.

How many of us take full advantage of the wonders of the Internet, though, is debatable. For as great as the Internet is for killing time, we can scarcely afford the time it takes to kill it.

So, allow me to help.

Provided below are some Web sites worth visiting and hanging out for awhile. Some sites are informative, some are entertaining. And all will make your life better and richer, if only for a minute or two.

•wakerupper.com

One of the best things about staying in a hotel is the gratis wake-up call. With wakerupper.com, you can schedule the same free phone service for home. The only thing that's missing from your morning experience is the free continental breakfast waiting for you in the hotel lobby.

•pandora.com

The online jukebox pandora.com is a terrific place to hear bands you may or may not have heard of, but should like all the same. For instance, the initial selection of indie outfit Wilco begat Death Cab for Cutie, Golden Smog, and The Shins. A likewise choice of indie rockers Guided by Voices led to Pavement, Superchunk, and the Lilys. Consider it a fun musical guessing game.

•stumbleupon.com

Just as the site's name suggests, stumbleupon.com is a helpful source to alert you to other Web sites you didn't know existed. You start by selecting your interests - animals, movies, philosophy, travel, for example - and the site does the rest.

•unnecessaryknowledge.com

For aspiring Cliff Clavins - the Cheers know-it-all - this site will help get you started with a full supply of useless trivia to amaze yourself and bore others to tears.

•notdoppler.com

Notdoppler.com offers some challenging, fun, quirky - and did I say challenging? - online games to pass the time at work or home. But mainly at work.

•gizmodo.com

Gizmodo.com is a great technology and geek-culture blog with nifty, informative reviews. A must-read daily if you're into the tech thing.

•pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html

For English lit majors: Verbally maul your nemesis in the most eloquent of ways with a list of put downs from the Bard himself. Nothing reminds someone of his worthless nature like the Shakespearean insulter at pangloss.com.

•instantrimshot.com

If possible, follow your Shakespearean insult with this rim shot at instantrimshot.com.

•http://www.tripletsandus.com/80s/80s_games/arcade.htm

Get your classic game fix with this site, which lets you play a nice selection of '80s arcade hits like Pac-Man, Q*bert, Zaxxon, and Centipede for free - no downloading required.

•surfthechannel.com

You want to watch a TV show online, but hulu.com doesn't have it. Then try surfthechannel.com.

•coolsiteoftheday.com

If the site's name isn't self-explanatory, let me spell it out for you: This is the place that gives you a link to a cool Web site of the day. Oh, and there are archives so you can visit past cool site winners.

•www.allmusic.com; www.allmovie.com; www.allgame.com

Spend an hour, day, or weekend on the All.com sites and learn everything you wanted to know about your favorite band, director, or game, along with comprehensive reviews.

•retailmenot.com

Retailmenot.com can help you save some serious cash, with discount coupons for thousands of Web merchants and services.

•http://www.theonion.com/content/index

A decade or so after The Onion became a Web phenomenon, the satirical newspaper site and now its sister Onion News Network remain the best place online for political and cultural irony; consider it The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and The Colbert Report in convenient Web form.

•http://power.listentoamovie.com

You remember your favorite jokes in Arrested Development, but watching the DVD at work isn't advisable. So, listen to the canceled sitcom instead at listentoamovie.com. There's no video, just audio of favorite movies and TV shows.

•ratemydrawings.com

This site allows closeted artists to post their artwork online for feedback. You can rate others' work as well.

•scribd.com

Like ratemydrawings, but for budding writers. Browse, rate, share stories, jokes, etc. online.

•phonespell.org

Ever wondered if your phone number spells something memorable? It probably doesn't - as I discovered - but why not find out for yourself. Phonespell.com will tell you.

•definr.com

This is the fastest dictionary online. Seriously fast. It'll help you with words before you've finished typing them. Seriously.

•whatshouldireadnext.com

Forget stuffy book clubs. This is a book recommendation service that will tell you what you should read based on what and who you're reading now.

•heyokay.com

This is an amusing collection of funny photos. Nothing more, nothing less.

•gamehuddle.com

This is a site devoted to games. You can read about video games, share your thoughts about video games, and, what else, play video games.

•juvalamu.com/qmarks

We've all seen the signs with "misused" quotation marks. Here's a site "devoted" to them. You'll never look at a "menu" the same again.

•http://www.newyorker.com/online/video/2008/04/21/080421_elevators

If you think you're having a bad day, try being trapped in an elevator for nearly two days like this guy was. Forty-one hours of being alone in an elevator captured by surveillance footage. Yeah, your life isn't so bad.

•bitchingnetwork.com

Ever had a boss you hate? You're not alone, judging by the postings at this site. Another site for getting things off your chest is truuconfessions.com.

•snopes.com

Snopes.com - where urban legends go to die. And no, Microsoft is not going to send you money, no matter how many times you forward that e-mail.

•http://www.asciimation.co.nz

I'm not sure who has more spare time on his hands: the guy who animated Star Wars in ascii (short for American Standard Code for Information Interchange) at asciimation.co.nz, or me for watching the computer code movie ... twice.

Contact Kirk Baird at:

kbaird@theblade.com

or 419-724-6734.



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