Even with this weekend s eagerly-awaited X-Men: The Last Stand being touted as (allegedly) the finale to the X-Men series, spin-offs are inevitable, and solo
superheroes demand sidekicks. Problem is, sidekicks are dorky. There is no getting around this. So, in the hope of influencing the powers-that-be, here are our
dorky-sidekick suggestions for the newly liberated X-Men.